Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep+work

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey


Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
This makes me worried about retirement


Equation 3

Woman = eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey


To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Keep well, live well and stay joyful..



don't get offended yea! a friend forwarded this email to me so I decided to share it with all of you. man, those people must have lots of mind cracking and free time to come out with all equations. well, have a good day and God bless you! :)

went for morning prayer with the CampusRevo team this morning and it was indeed another awesome session together with our Lord Jesus Christ! our God is a prayer answering God and prayer does moves the hands of God and miracles always take place! Darren shared of the topic called "wisdom" and on how we needed God's wisdom in us to actually have a wonderful and fruitful 2010. he printed a note for us and I decided to share it to all of you. :D *read below*

"What sort of New Year's Resolution should a Christian make?"

The practice of making New Year’s resolutions goes back over 3000 years to the ancient Babylonians. There is just something about the start of a New Year that gives us the feeling of a fresh start and a new beginning. In reality, there is no difference between December 31st and January 1st. Nothing mystical occurs at midnight on December 31st. The Bible does not speak for or against the concept of New Year’s resolutions. However, if a Christian determines to make a New Year’s resolution, what kind of resolution should he or she make?


Common New Year’s resolutions are: to quit smoking, to stop drinking, to manage money better, and spend more time with family. By far the most common New Year’s resolution is to lose weight, in conjunction with exercising more and eating healthier. These are all good goals to set. However, 1 Timothy 4:8 instructs us to keep exercise in perspective: “For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both the present life and the life to come.” The vast majority of New Year’s resolutions, even among Christians, are in relation to physical things. This should not be.


Many Christians make New Year’s resolutions to pray more, to read the Bible every day, and to attend church more regularly. These are fantastic goals. However, these New Year’s resolutions fail just as often as the non-spiritual resolutions, because there is no power in a New Year’s resolution.

Resolving to start or stop doing a certain activity has no value unless you have the proper motivation for stopping or starting that activity.

For example, why do you want to read the Bible every day? Is it to honor God and grow spiritually, or is it because you have just heard that it is a good thing to do? Why do you want to lose weight? Is it to honor God with your body, or is it for vanity, to honor yourself?

Philippians 4:13 tells us, “I can do everything through Him who gives me strength.” John 15:5 declares, “I am the vine; you are the branches. If a man remains in me and I in him, he will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing.”


If God is the center of your New Year’s resolution, it has chance for success, depending on your commitment to it.

If it is God’s will for something to be fulfilled, He will enable you to fulfill it. If a resolution is not God honoring and/or is not in agreement in God’s Word, we will not receive God’s help in fulfilling the resolution.


So, what sort of New Year’s resolution should a Christian make? Here are some suggestions:

  1. Pray to the Lord for wisdom (James 1:5) in regards to what resolutions, if any, He would have you make;
  2. Pray for wisdom as to how to fulfill the goals God gives you;
  3. Rely on God’s strength to help you;
  4. Find an accountability partner who will help you and encourage you;
  5. Don’t become discouraged with occasional failures; instead allow them to motivate you further;
  6. Don’t become proud or vain, but give God the glory. Psalm 37:5-6, “Commit your way to the LORD; trust in him and he will do this: He will make your righteousness shine like the dawn, the justice of your cause like the noonday sun.”

*source taken from HERE


I know it's a little late but, ......

BLESSED NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

A new year is about to unfold
With new opportunities to explore
Doors will open for new experiences
New adventures with the Lord

Remember not the former things
The things of this past year
The Lord will do new things in us
Much more than we are aware

For He will make a way for us
As we put our trust in Him
And He will guide our every step
By His presence we have within

What God has placed within our hearts
We find we’ll be able to do
If we look for the opportunities
We’ll see the door to go through

We mustn’t let anything hold us back
But rise up and take our place
And be all that God wants us to be
With a fresh touch of His grace

© By M.S.Lowndes

author's taking a break! will be back blogging next year! :) cheers!

of December '09

12th - visitation to Happy Retirement Home (Old Folks' Home)
16th - final rehearsal at Dewan Sri
17th & 18th - "ONLY YOU" Penang First Annual Christmas Presentation
19th - visitation to KDU for the cancer patients & caroling with the SSK
20th - Combined Churches Christmas Celebration at Penang Times Square
25th - CHRISTMAS!, Christmas service in the morning and dinner at Traders
31th - WatchNight Service

holidays are just filled with joy especially in the season of Christmas!

whoa! I realize how long I haven't been updating my blog. I still wonder if anyone still visits my page now. should I abandon my blog forever? been running out of idea what I should update.

month of December's already here! so many events and I'm just so excited about it! but first, I've gotta finish off my final exam which is just next week. there's so many things going on in my mind right now be it Christmas presentation, visitation to the old folks' home & KDU for the cancer patients, performances at Queensbay Mall and Time Square, Christmas dinner, caroling with the SSK and thanksgiving night with the Ignite-Youth! truly a season to be jolly!

so, things have been really good so far especially IGNITE-Youth Camp which I have just attended but best event of the year is still yet to come, Christmas! everyone's waiting for it but do anyone knows the true meaning of Christmas? why do we even celebrate it? if Jesus wasn't born on that very day, I don't think the world would be celebrating this special event. Santa Clause & presents? nahh, it's not because of those why we celebrate it. it's about JESUS!

"Only You"


Date: 17th & 18th of December 2009
Time: 7.30pm
Venue: Dewan Sri Pinang, Esplanade, Georgetown, Penang

FREE ADMISSION!

I just want to encourage all of you (those who are actually still reading my blog) to come for this special Christmas event presented by Penang First Assembly of God. there will be performances like drama, dances, choir, mini-concert & etc. hey, what's the waste right? it's FREE anyway! so get yourself free on one of those nights and be bless! I can assure you that you'll enjoy it.

I know lately a lot of you have been wondering whether the world is coming to an end this coming year 2012 right? don't be deceive! this is all mere humans' prediction. if humans can predict, they are no different compared to God. for He is the one that created us and the whole universe. so how can anyone tell when is the right time and the right year that the world is coming to an end?

here, go on and read "Matthew 24" from what the Bible has to say. it won't take long to just read a few paragraphs. furthermore, what's the waste of just reading it right? :) I know a lot of you might have watch this but still there's something that impress my heart that I should share to you this video again.. have a look.




if you ever wondered whether the humans' prediction are true or not, why not you try you think whether GOD's prediction are true or not. and here, read on "Revelation 13:11-18". Bible verses or scriptures are all God's words which were written 2000 years ago. 2000 years, people! that was long long time ago and you wondered how can the word of God predict what's going to happen to the world? if you have read the link on Revelation then have a look at this video..




it scares me how the Bible's predictions are coming to past. so if you still thinks that on December 12, 2012 the world is coming to an end, that would be still up to you to believe. we are always given a choice. the question is, are you ready?

hope it helps all of you. remember, it's never too late to know my Jesus. try Him! He'll never fails you. God bless!

time to update my died blog! first of all, life's been really great these days and I could hardly catch a breath! been caught up with church activities, dance prac, college "Change Your World" program, haircut, movie, shop for shoes, etc etc. whoa! that's the reason why I couldn't update my blog. but above all, God is still awesome and HE is still always in control!

I think this year is the most power-pack year end ever! although we only have 2 days of Christmas presentation, but we have other events in other places too! I believe all these are the opening of doors from God. :) having our Ignite-Youth camp on the 25-27th of Nov, Change Your World pre-concert on the 16th of Nov in KDU, Change Your World quest on the 17th of Nov, Change Your World concert on the 22nd of Nov in Dewan Sri, & Old Folks' Home visit, KDU mini-concert from our youth, performances at Time Square, Queensbay and Christmas Presentation, Christmas Dinner, Watch-Night service all in the month of December! probably there are more but that's just about it at the moment.


just bought my shoes yesterday and I'm happy with it! thank God there's still discount which fit my budget! hopefully it won't turn yellowish anytime. :D next would be Christmas shopping! it's a time of giving and a time of receiving. most importantly is we're celebrating Jesus' birthday. He'll always be the reason for the season!

God bless and have a good day!

ps. another post is coming up!

got to promo a few things before I start finishing my assignments! just left with IT and Marketing (to edit) and I'm officially free of assignments for this sem! but will still be hooked with lots of test coming in. craziness!

anyway, remember on the last post about the program called "Change Your World"? here's the details about the program...

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oh! I just realize that if you go to the concert on the 22nd, it comes with their album as well! this is something we wouldn't want to miss. think about the little thing that you can do for our nation even helping out the poor out of love to show them that we still care. you know, if we don't start now, we will never start at all!

next would be the IGNITE-Youth camp! have you signed up yet? because if you don't, I bet you're going to miss it! don't miss this opportunity this coming holiday. it's holiday right? don't just rot at home! come and join us for the camp! you're most welcome to do so ;) here are the details...



VENUE: TANJUNG BUNGAH BEACH HOTEL, PENANG.
DATE: 25TH - 27TH NOVEMBER 2009
SPEAKER: REV. LISA CHIN, REVIVAL CENTRE
CAMP FEES: RM 180 (TRIPLE SHARING)
RM220 (TWIN SHARING)
DEPOSIT: RM50 (NON-REFUNDABLE)


why hesitate some more? grab a form now! you can always follow our updates @ http://pf-igniteyouth.blogspot.com/ feel free to ask me about it. no harm asking, in fact you'll know more about it!

alright got to run, assignments' calling! God bless you and have a good day! :)

hello! I'm just here for the sake of updating my blog so that it won't be died like it used to. you know, sometimes I wonder what are blogs for nowadays. people have been keeping up updates with others through Facebook and Twitter! they could just tweet or update a status from anytime in anywhere in the world and there you are, knowing what others are currently up to. technology huh?

I realize the month is coming to an end and November is coming! I believe God has a greater plan for this month and surely it's going to be a fruitful one! really glad that KDU CF is getting involve with the 1am Band that started the "Change Your World" mission and they're going to have a concert in Dewan Sri on 22nd of Nov! and of course, I'll be helping up to promote this event during the month and there's a bunch of students are going to throw a concert at KDU itself to boost up the event!


for more details, please log on to www.1am.com.my/

not forgetting my youth camp at the end of the month (25th to 27th of Nov) in Tanjung Bungah Beach Hotel! I'm sure you won't wanna miss this! visit Ignite-Youth for more info. come and be bless! off I go now. have a wonderful weekends people! God bless.

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